The account, the night of....
nybunchz says:
you were in a tux?
Almonds says:
yeah
I don't wear bow ties for "just cause"
I changed when we were getting ready for presents
hnybunchz says:
k
Almonds says:
I excused myself to use the restroom
lol
hnybunchz says:
and
Almonds says:
and.....
?
lol
ok....so when she was all WTF, i walked up to her, in front
of everyone....
.....pulled the ring out of my pocket, got down on one knee,
and said....
hnybunchz says:
everyone didn't know right?
Almonds says:
correct
one sec
hnybunchz says:
k
Almonds says:
..."it would be the greatest gift in the world if you
would do me the honor of being my wife"....sorry had to ask her exactly
what I said
that is when she got watery eyed
hnybunchz says:
and she said "yes" rite?
lol
Almonds says:
...no....first she got weak kneed, cause she ended up
kneeling in down too
hnybunchz says:
what>?
Almonds says:
lol
hnybunchz says:
was she alright?
Almonds says:
then after a few seconds she was like "what kind of a
question is that"
yeah, she was fine
hnybunchz says:
what? really? lol
oh good.
Almonds says:
lol....she was like "if you don't already know the
answer, I don't know what to do with you"
hnybunchz says:
oh wow...LOL
is that really what she said?
LOL
Almonds says:
yeah
hnybunchz says:
oh...
Almonds says:
she said it quietly.....
hnybunchz says:
LOL
Almonds says:
I think I was the only one who heard it
lol
hnybunchz says:
lol
so she said "yes" for everyone else though
rite?
Almonds says:
yeah
hnybunchz says:
oh good
LOL
Almonds says:
I was like "but everyone else doesn't know"
hnybunchz says:
what?
Almonds says:
so she was like, out loud "yes, of course I'll marry
you"
hnybunchz says:
ah, i see
the "Almonds" thing.....third year of college, I believe.....had just gotten my driver's license.....anyways.....as college boys sometimes do, we got bored! We had a box of fireworks laying around....sooo, lol....(btw, I actually was eating almonds at the time.....bad idea when you are trying to remain anonymous!!)....We went to the girls dormitory....(where else would we go with a box of fireworks, the dean was on vacation!)...These were the types of firecrackers that had those really long fuses....so Ten-ten was shortening them.....a bit too much!...He handed me a bundle of firecrackers (about 6-7 sets secured together)...and he lit them up....Less than two seconds later that sh!t starts exploding......still in my hand.....I got rid of it fast, but not until after I had spilled all my almonds and nearly blown off my hand!.....There were absolutely no witnesses! Perfect crime!!....cept for the almonds all over the floor.....Me and Ten-ten took the rap for the entire thing (there were about 8 of us involved)....Ten-ten got ten months suspended sentence and ten months probabtion with a $2000 fine....(hence the name Ten-ten).....I got off with a slap on the wrist and a $1500 fine for property damage.......needless to say, I was grounded and my license taken away.....was put on probation at school (even with a 3.9).....needless to say, I lost my merit scholarship (lol).....it was pretty bad.......I ended up with a bed full of almonds for not ratting out the rest of the guys, though!!......
ReplyDeleteAwwww!!! And LOL @ the firecrackers.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, my parents didn't find it as amusing.... lol
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